Saturday night in the office. Graveyard shift. 10pm till 8am. Got tanked up off my tits on Haribo. Sugar + scum-chemicals equates to revelatory momentum. I finally discovered the goddamn self-timer on my contraption.
Innocent confectionary for jovial Hitler youth...
Innocent confectionary for jovial Hitler youth...
...or Kiddie Amphetamines?
This one tastes gay. Shaped like a shaft & 1 testis. NO homo.
Doing coke. (BNTL pictorial pun of the year? Don't bet your Supreme fitted on it.)
The Pet Sematary.
The sweets/drugs kick in. A nod to Shnickens. Self-supervision in the workplace ay cuzzo?
Fuck the system.
The 8.10am District Line to anywhere but here.
Sorry, what's that? Was I tryna be funny posting pictures of my grown arse self with sour cola-bottles up his nose? Well cynicism is trendy, thus expected when we're all slaves to fashion. Self-depricating humour is equally as chic- beat you to both fucko (yes you).
Until next time.
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ReplyDeletethank you squire Witts.
ReplyDeleteprops..sugar coated bogeys?
ReplyDeletenyess
ReplyDeletethis is highly informative, so much so that i'd like to work with you =) you can complain but lol at least youre not workin at a soup kitchen!!!!!