Forget work, uni, going out etc because this is some next level shit. I say just stay at home and catch Lorain Kelly and Jeremy Kyle on the t.v and if your boss starts questioning why you never came in tell him . . You had to attend a elderly family member, who fell as they reached for the custard creams from the cupboard. (detail is everything)
im not a fan of that guy no more, he such a prick the way he try to wind up that first guy about how he beat his kids . . . nah i would have fucked him up 2 times
today was the bloody day i intended to come all the way to plummer land to give your your millies warm cookies..
but, you never guess what happened. my really old auntie has really high cupboards and she was only trying get a packet of chocolate fingers and suddenly ....
that BNTL in the snow is a poor effort Lego, I did better with my phone on the station this morning!
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haha i couldnt find a stick
ReplyDeletei was using some tile concealer tube thing . . .
loving daytime tv today. jeremy kyle was a sick show... raw beef.
ReplyDeletelorraine kelly? yeh i would.
nah jeremy was pants today . . .
ReplyDeleteim not a fan of that guy no more, he such a prick the way he try to wind up that first guy about how he beat his kids . . .
nah i would have fucked him up 2 times
fuck sake lego.
ReplyDeletetoday was the bloody day i intended to come all the way to plummer land to give your your millies warm cookies..
but, you never guess what happened. my really old auntie has really high cupboards and she was only trying get a packet of chocolate fingers and suddenly ....
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nah no excuses for you kesi . . . you been in the dog house since saturday
ReplyDeleteand you you've never owned a oyster card
LOL...Lego you kill me, man.
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http://www.whoresneverlearn.com/2009/02/snowed-in.html
ReplyDeleteMy scenario
what the heck?
ReplyDeletei cant be in the dog house. im kesi fucking charles!! (JOKE JOKE JOKE)
lego, your the only person who i allow to openly cuss my family. lol. thats mad love right there.
plus if u just hold tight your rewards will be greater egghead!
It's like gods had a wank over my garden
ReplyDeletemy mrs' has arrived . . .
ReplyDeletedorito's and salami for dinner mama ? ? ?
Throw some waffles and dairylea dunkers in there and you've got yourself a date (food binge) lego man.
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