Tuesday, 7 April 2009

Not looking for any answers, just asking some questions . . .

Who the fuck is MISTERLEGO and what does he look like?

Why am I so rude?

Why do various readers talk to themselves on the blog? (no really, you leave various comments on the same post but just under different aliases)

Why the fuck is there some random guy coming on this blog and leaving me comments to rock him down west ham football stadium?

Why the fuck would I go down West ham football stadium?

Why the fuck are WESTHAM so SHIT?

Why do so many think they have it, but really and truly they don't have nothing?

Who the fuck is Barry and why does he think his so BIG?

Why do we condemn females who sleep about, but allow it when it comes to men and give them ratings?

Why did kanye west go into fashion?

Why do people who don’t go school don’t have a job?

Why don’t ollie cut his hair?

Why is nas so shit at picking great beats?

Why are shit fuckers still waking up and making pants t shirts?

Why does nike pass off poorly constructed foot wear, as premium stuff?

Why does an older lady get down with a younger man?

Why did the bankers have to fuck with our money?

Why can’t I forward a message on my iphone?

Why is the letter W practically a upside down M?

Why do old people stink so badly?

Why do people wear sneakers with no socks?

Why does every woman I link go nuts some time down the line?

Why did brad do Jenifer like that?

Why did dilla have to die so young?

Why is the scene called the scene?

Why is the british youth so SHIT at standing for what believe in?

When the fuck is dre’s album gonna come out?

Why did zezi destroy herself and go into presenting?

Why do American girls love British accents?

Why don’t people appreciate their families?

Why did Live and Kicking stop airing on Saturday mornings?

Why do we leave uni with fat debts?

What will you be doing in 20 years time?

Why does Westood knitwear have extra-elasticated wrist parts?

Why is chicken and chips so cheap?

Why don’t people pay for music like they used to?

Why does a kid have to carry a knife around?

Why did that guy buy fake Jordan's?

Why doesn’t nobody want to work hard like the good old days?

Why is the England football team so PANTS?

Why did foot-patrol close down?

Why am I not on facebook ?

Why wont I be surprised if we have a summer with shit weather?

Why haven’t I dropped my t-shirts yet?

Why did Ashley cole have a affair with master steps ?

Why do you return to bntl day in day out ?

Why do some fat girls have such little titties?

Why did Michael Jackson give those kids “Jesus juice”?

Why is one considered not cool, if they don’t dress good?

Why are people not ready to embrace new things?

Why are people not happy with the year they were born in?

Why do I procrastinate so much?

Why are people so obsessed with social networking sites?

Why do people say flowers smell lovely when In truth they smell like SHIT!

Why do so many people want to jump on bntl members DICK?

Why the fuck did you sit down and read all the above?

Why the fuck does every post i make have a spelling or punctuation error?

Why the fuck would you sit there and leave mad gay dumb comments?

Why do ladies chat so much shit, but cut guys off quick time when they chat shit?

Why the fuck is lego anonymous?

SNV33458

Because im ugly . . . blah blah blah

Why don’t I just stop typing and FUCK OFF?
(I think I might just do that)


Loving bntl like a fat kid loves cake.

32 comments:

  1. gold, just pure gold.

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  2. I feel you lego, big post.
    I am on some similar tip with this ish right here ... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcNujMV-2iQ

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  3. ekul im about07/04/2009, 15:35

    parrin' it!

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  4. this was pointless

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  5. that is sik

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  6. lego is alot

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  7. Why couldnt you have just left my hair out of this?

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  8. Why is everyone anonymous?

    I'm only just jumping on bntl's dick cos of this post. BIG.

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  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INwnl6EPK8M

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  10. Why is the letter W practically a upside down M?

    Never thought of that... you just blew my mind

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  11. WHY DOES WITTS HAVE DOWNS?

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  12. The man from UNKLE07/04/2009, 17:58

    I actually like most of your posts and this:
    Why do some fat girls have such little titties?
    Is possibly one of the funniest things I have ever read.

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  13. Naddy Butterworth07/04/2009, 18:26

    Why is Lego THE Best?

    :D xx

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  14. Toooo Funny!!

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  15. i really dont find you that funny

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  16. looooooooooool this is the funniest thing i've read in aggesss!!

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  17. Put up some photos from the Porto game.

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  18. i thought yous got pheobe to replace this chump?

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  19. got about halfway then got bored. that was shit. cant expect you to post gold all the time i guess.

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  20. WHY CANT LEGO BE A MAN?

    WHY IS LEGO SUCH A FASS?

    WHY IS LEGO THE TOKEN BLACK GUY AMONG HIS FRIENDS?

    WHY DID LEGO BECOME A SELF HATING BLACK MAN?

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  21. why i keep on returning to bntl and reading the products of your procastination??

    Becuz BNTL complete ME!!!

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  22. ahahahahaa!

    priceless.

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  23. Why do you return to bntl day in day out ?

    because usually theres something to appreciate, like good photography, new music, interesting views on the latest fashions and a heads up on events i may be interested in.

    But i feel this kind of post is purely to excite the haters, nothing really productive.

    No need in my view, but supose my views dont get how ever many hits a day.
    Still love most of the blog.

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  24. no joke blud saturday come down i got some chelsea headhunters to look for ya, i know you live in some shitty estate in london u can't hide forever

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  25. blud dont think man dont know Timmy

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/article834176.ece

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  26. ive gotta say, ive been reading this blog now since bc and LEGO you aint even fuuny. You try and come cross as this cool kid from london but with all due respect if you wasn a member of ths blog you would be that kid that stunk at school that all the teachers felt sorry for. All the other blogs just have more character and substance and all you are is a man with a blog that has a highlight of masterbating all day.....

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  27. ^^ wow. he really got your goat.

    i dunno how a person at the end of a computer can upset you so much. you need to relaxx and get out more

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  28. bloggers *

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  29. the truth is lego flapped it when i offered him a ruck at upton park, so now i got a price on his head

    WATCH YOUR BACK

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  30. Blogomatic..

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