Dude where’s my car ?

(No seriously, fam where’s my car ?)

Its last week, Thursday evening to be precise around 7ish.
I’m sitting in my one of my even classes and talking to one of my friends about where we had parked our cars.
When it just strikes me, “SHIT I NEVER PUT MY PARKING PERMIT ON THE DASH BOARD”
With that thought in mind, I run to my car and what do I see ?

A space wider than Paris Hiltons legs !


NOTHING ! ! !

Them mother fuckers had towed my chioma (that's my cars name) away, and just left me with the keys WTF (don't watch the budget duck tap on my keys)



I felt violated this was almost as bad as being called uncle tom by anon !
It might as well have been me, with rihanna’s knickers on my head and not chris brown, I just felt disgusted.

And to top it off it was gonna cost me £200 to get it back.
Tell me this shit isn’t just outrageous I was about to buss a DIDIA DROGBA and go into demon mode. (its a fucking disssgrrraaace) but stayed calm.



But it people it gets worse !
so without hesitation, I make my way down to the pound which had chioma locked up like say she was o.j simpson.



As I entered some Nigerian uncle, proceeded to process the papers for my car return.



He then asked me if my bag was loui vuitton, I was like nah bruv its from mulberry. He then got mad happy and started going off on one . . . like says his name was kesworld !
(nigerian accent) AAAAAAH aah aah, I have one myself I took it to Nigeria and every one wanted to buy it off me but I was like no JOH dis is my own.
shebi I take your number and you can hook me up ? i like nice things (nigerian accent)

now I'm so sorry but I don’t know whats wrong with Nigerian people today
bar myself and a few others.
This man was trying to taken me for a prostitute in Sheffield murdering my life on the spot.

I mean, these motherfuckers just towed my car and took £200 off me, and then one of them has the cheek to ask me to hook him up on mullbery duffel bags like say I even get hooked up in the first place, idiot.

But anyways as I get back into my car what do I find in my glove compartment?
My fucking permit. LIFE JUST AIN'T FUCKING EASY IS IT ?



Will i appeal ? you bet your mums dry foot I'm gonna appeal.
That money could have bought me chicken and chips on 100 different occasions its hard times out here.



Learn from my mistakes, stick that shit to your window or simply stick to your oyster card.

Loving bntl like a fat kid loves cake.