Chicken Coronation

The eruption of shit and toilet water took place in my mouth as i tasted for the first time this insane poor excuse for a sandwich filler called Chicken Coronation, Never have i experienced pain since the asda 2p sausage

Chiken and fruit do not fucking mix at all, so whoever invented chicken coronation should be slapped with a always ultra tampon twice on both cheeks.

The thing is disgusting, i think i was a bit to eager in Sainsbury's that day as soon as i saw chicken on the box, i thought YEAH man im bear man ! ! ! and just bought it without thought i will never make such a mistake again,

there was really only two places for it the bin or bobby browns house cos that chicken shit was straight crackhead food.

But being the original master chef i freestyled a little something and ate a marker with bread and pepper.


Loving bntl like a fat kid loves cake.