Asda 16p Sausages Trial

People who know me will no I have a great love for all sorts of Meat, and my absolute favorite type being Pork.

so when I heard about this 16p sausage at Asda I had a big smile on my face
I felt it my duty to go see how it was and how it faired against the great pork sausages iv eaten in my time.

eating this

It brought me back to my first trip to Nigerian at age 11 my grandma (bless her sole) had kept a chicken as a pet for me for some time and when I arrived i was to kill it, and have it cooked for dinner.

how I still remember the taste 8 years, 8months, 5 days, 4 hours and 2seconds later. .
shit, eating that chicken that evening felt like I was eating a sky digital remote.

and munching this asda pork sausage wasn’t that munch different
its awful I tell you just awful . I swear down i might as well have bought "Tasty's" road side chicken and eaten the box and chip fork instead.

What ever you do, do not waste the 20p buy to sherberts instead from the corner shop.
It’s the worsis sausage I ever tasted in my life, Michael Jackson wouldn’t even feed this it to his monkey Tito.
I swear the the contact made between my tongue and the sausage sent ripples of displeasure right through to the back of my throat down to my toes and then to my brain which then sent signals to hands to clap myself in the back of the head for the purchase.

So let me sum up this sausage for you . .
if flava flav ever died and reincarnated as a piece of food . . he would be a Asda 2p sausage

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