Driving In London Town

For the first time on your own, in your first car is a straight up struuuuuuuugle !
how on earth Chris brown managed to give Rihanna a couple uppers cuts and head locks while still driving a Lamborghini ! while still steering with one hand Is some skill. I struggle to pick my nose and drive my clio at the same time.

Everything was a struggle for me on Sunday I'm tell you. From all the screw faces i got for stalling at a red lights, to all the horns I got from random spiky haired white guys who would have been road kill due to my handicap driving.
On a real a couple of people should have died on Sunday, if not for divine intervention and them not wanting to risk a sick dent in their car.


(i gave my mother £10 to get my car washed on Saturday then got told when i returned home i cost £40 so i owed her £50. i know it don't add up it never does when it involves a Nigerian woman or man at that. And then on top of that it just rained on a bitch)

Not going to lie, white van drivers are straight up fuckers, women drivers aren’t as bad as there made out to be, speed cameras are every fucking where



And Tom toms are the best things ever made (even if they lie about the time to a destinations). It got me from Plumba land to Mitchem, to the Emirates to Deptford then back to plumbaland nicely.
Shiiiiit next to pair of tits, a bum and a slice of bacon the tomtom has to be one of Gods greatest inventions.

But don't even get it twisted by the end of the night I had turned into a BULLY and was bossing my way about on the road like i had been driving for years, indicating to pushing in front of bmw 3 series and Honda civics felt like a fat dude at a hip hop club night.

Hold tight witts and the young lady who caught me strruuuuuuuggggling to park into one of the easiest spaces ever straight up embarrassment im telling you. I now know how Kanye West felt when he listen to 808's on completion EMBARRASSED. I was there for a good 20mins. So in the end I gave up and just piratically parked in the middle of the road.

I cant lie I thought getting a car would reduce the amount of hot crossed bummed females I would encounter but I swear having a car just enhances it! I have some sick 360 degrees vision thing with all the mirrors, which means no hot females goes unnoticed.

but overall getting a cars expensive and long but worth it just so you can do this.



WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MATCHING YOUR SHOES AND AIR FRESHENER !
(no "big daaawg kesi" and everyone one else, it wasn't really planned just a co incidence)



Holdtight Ollie got me back on this thing.
Holdtight Tina hot Mama Turn Over serious moschino bag on Sunday.
Holdtight Nando's worsis (yeah i know worsis ain't a real word) restaurant ever.
Holdtight Ad' aka hot cross buns

Loving bntl like a fat kid loves cake.