D.O.B.C - death of bright clothing

Now I'm a where some of you may think the new rave vibrant neon color look went out the window some time ago. But shit the hood chicks have taken it upon them selves to embrace it and bring it back. Which is a scary thing because when hood females embrace a trend you might as well be, doing coke with Amy Winehouse in the back of elephant castle's nandos its that fucked.

But anyway, its about 7sumthing I’m on my way home after a nice day of work. When I here this shrieking sound in the distance im thinking it’s a flock of pigeons looking for any random fella to rip apart, boy I slyly wasn’t wrong. As I looked closer at what I was seeing something started piercing my eyes, these bright strong colours in the distance where just fucking with my head.

I knew something in the air was funky when the dude at the bus stop continuously tried to switch this tv on with his phone. Please don’t ask me.
Although at first i thought i was gonna meet Lindsy Lohan and Batmans love child.

But little did i know i was in for something even worse. as the sounds got louder and louder and the colors got brighter and brighter. i was eventually able to make out what it was.

And truth be told it was a bunch of hood females in outrageous blinding colors and miss matching socks, i was horrified. Any body would have thought these kids were from Slovakia high on weed and blind in both eyes.

Shit needs to be addressed sooner rather than later, I mean look she blends in with the “illegal immigrant” phone card selling man's sign. It was like mr t, chewed and gargled a box of crayola and spat that shit out on a bunch of pigeons. Education is the key for the young hood pigeons out there. They say "It takes a village to raise a child" and this case where all part of that village (london), so let us all do our part please.

So I appeal to you all. If you have pigeons as friends or know anybody around the way that par takes in dressing in such a manor just straight up tell didn’t u know misterlego is starting the D. O. B .C movement.

Death Of Bright Clothing ! (if your one of the brightly dressed pigeons of the village, don't get upset just do the right thing and stop it)

Loving bntl like a fat kid loves cake.