The world of Urban Pie, horrible shoes and my day

Day off work, got up at a nice time of 2:30, chilled for a bit met emma in town, swapped a birthday gift i got wrong for my dad and purchased a bus pass... we wondered round town and wondered into schuh, the womens selection was much better than the mens, we found some monstrosities...

Some mutant cross breed, shoe/trainer/mutant things...

Now check the price:

These were also awful:

We snappend Jordans WYWT for him (not sure about the crocs):

Emma was hungry (I had eaten a chicken tikka sandwich on the way into town) so we found a spot to eat, id never been to Urban Pie so we both ventured into the pastry filled world not knowing what to expect, I had been told of an offer when everything was cheap after 5pm which was true all pies were half price. With a wide selection Emma was stuck for choice and opted for the mushroom and asparagus pie with gravy, (other side orders included mashed potato, peas, baked beans or mushy peas.. i grabbed a sprite and we sat down.

The sign was fairly self explanatory:

The substance:

The remains:

Paix!