Number 36. from the all important MISTERLEGO'S SUMMER GUIDE , hasn't been taken on board by a few especially this grand mother i spotted on the train last week with the
fake nike rifts (big up the guys around town that follow her style il catch you to mother fuckers)
Apart from this grandma's fake nike rifts being not right, this had to one of the most appalling families i ever come across on public transport.
They behaved like they were monkeys in a ZOO all tortured an shit. or like they were at dirty canvas with bntl boys haha
i couldn't beleive it.
screaming, shouting, hopping between chairs nah.
Certain roadside families are taking full advantage of free underground travel for kids. I was shitting in my pants that one of them kids where gonna come over and ask what my name was !
todays hold tights . . short and sweet
holdtight the female on my bus yesterday, rolling with her tape recorder on full show like some police badge. Took me back to my recording days of deja vu, when i was 13 and ate sherberts, drank strawberry jelly and ice creampanda pop
which cost 25p, got on the bus for 40p and sold dragon ball z pictures which i printed from my home printer.
Now the only way i allow you to roll with one of these in this day and age is if you have been in a coma since 1999 and just came woke up out of it on Monday.
other than that no excuses it ain't a good look
holdtight it finally raining today and tomorrow
holdtight my phone going nuts
holdtight the female in Holland and Barrates trying to tell me they don't sell steroids FOOL look around you
holdtight Rangers losing 2 : 0 to Zenit St. Petersburg in the European cup final
loving bntl like a fat kid loves cake
Wednesday, 14 May 2008
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They behaved like they were monkeys in a ZOO all tortured an shit. or like they were at dirty canvas with bntl boys haha
- Good one lego.
What a night that was - long for the next!
oh lego...
firstly you are sooo out of the loop!
let me inform you that that granny is not wearing fake rifts! infact, if you make your way to any j.d or footlocker you'll find those rift 'spoofs' in the women and childrens section! if im correct they've been around for about a year.
and as for the walkman..
not too long ago, i came across beyonces album on sale in hmv. on tape. TAPE!!! imagine all that forwarding and rewinding to hear one bloody tune.
you are the number one joker around town.
infinite amount of kudos for you!
Oh how I did laugh when I came across the picture of the lego version of Jaws but this is bloomin' hilarious!
never get caught slippin' round the LEGO!!
ITS ALOT ITS ALOT. mister oh mister you had me laughing out loud. but im sure your gonna stalker-ish ways are gonna get you in trouble! x
co signed bro . . . what a night (no homo)
kesi . . . naaaah i thought they stop selling tapes
i remember the first tape i bought when i was a kid with my own money
it was peter andrew mysterious girl ! ! (lmao no homo)
and i think ur right miss burger king crown owner . . .
haha shame, i still have that very same walkman from my 11th birthday in good working order
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