The eruption of shit and toilet water took place in my mouth as i tasted for the first time this insane poor excuse for a sandwich filler called Chicken Coronation, Never have i experienced pain since the asda 2p sausage
Chiken and fruit do not fucking mix at all, so whoever invented chicken coronation should be slapped with a always ultra tampon twice on both cheeks.
The thing is disgusting, i think i was a bit to eager in Sainsbury's that day as soon as i saw chicken on the box, i thought YEAH man im bear man ! ! ! and just bought it without thought i will never make such a mistake again,
there was really only two places for it the bin or bobby browns house cos that chicken shit was straight crackhead food.
But being the original master chef i freestyled a little something and ate a marker with bread and pepper.
Loving bntl like a fat kid loves cake.
Tuesday 8 July 2008
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13 comments:
coronation chicken is waste!
should have rolled with the tandori or tikka
LOL...Lego has become the official food taster of the blog.
Ahaaaaa Lego it would be you. Why you didn't just roll to the deli counter and buy 10 wings for a £1 (That might just be a stevenage offer but still)
What fruit is in there?
On your Brian Lara swag i see, feeling the cricket jumper papi.
Ingredients
2 tbsp olive oil
1 small onion, chopped
4 ready to eat apricots, chopped
large pinch saffron strands
Zest and juice 1 lemon
2 tbsp mild curry paste
2 tbsp mango chutney
1 tbsp tomato puree
4 tbsp dry white wine
6 tbsp mayonnaise
2 tbsp double cream
4 cooked chicken breast fillets, torn into strips
Yuck. What a whole load of rubbish.
looooool. These posts are jokes man I want more.F unny how all these cheap asda foods end up in the bin!
Where did you get that cricket jumper?
I'll field that one!
Gant!
.. I think.
correct gant.
ahhhhh dude
chicken and fruits is dope!
chicken wit mango mayonaise smashes it!
Thank you
actually lol'ed at the 4th pic..
chicken with mango = No
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