Have you seen this bike ?

David Cameron's mountain bike was stolen today outside Tesco as he shopped for salad. (but he wernt fooling me, i know he was really looking for some oven pepperoni pizza for dinner)

his words to reports later that day "If anyone has seen this bicycle, I would like it back,"

my words to him, please you ain't seeing that bike again fool, its probably already been swapped for a small bag of weed down Peckham, by two hooded thugs who just wanted a cuddle.
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loving bntl like a fat kid loves cake.