The Big NYE Yard Shoobz...Documented 3 Days BNTLate.

No 'Who Had The Best NYE' and 'I Have More Friends Than You' photo-battles necessary. If people weren't there- they don't care. And now even more photos for you to care even less about.

A particular highlight of the night: I defied God, science & Wikipedia by postponing New Years Day countdown by 3 minutes past midnight and didn't tell anyone.


Welcome to Sodom.


The avenue to your wildest dreams.


Viv alias DJ Cavalry. The foremost shoobz soldier. Held down the wheels of steel for 9 hours with continuous bangers- under pressure from a consequently blown amp, a blown left-speaker and a table held up by a box of VHS tapes. Deepest appreciation.



Dominique, the cook. Maliha, the balloonist. Thank you ladies.


Brother Double F. Christened Weeeeeedman by a choir of revellers. Served up 30+ zoots & blunts for the masses with his ganja-preparation-cushion laid down on the kitchen counter. Thank you sir.


Lovers in the house. Dirty dancing on an open floor before most had even arrived. Thanks for the wank-material.


Roxi & A.A. Meeting Friends, ON IT, nuffin' long.


The fam. Aisha, Nafe, Kareem, Daniel & Renaldo (missing a few other key members). Much love from day dot.


Your Blog-Allah Matthew and his band of Merry Midnight Goons.


The Lounge laid out on the upstairs landing for coaxing inebriated women into sexual relations. I provided 6 pillows for this. Thank you Shan 'Fluffybwoy' Phearon.


At some point it transformed into a Choice FM rave in the backroom.


No, really. This is when Cameo- Candy dropped. (The room was actually dark with some flashing lights, but the camera-flash makes it look fully lit- allow that notion.)


No, honestly. This gentleman grinded this woman's gargantuan bottom into the carpet till there were shit stains even the Vanish couldn't extract the next morning.


Holy cow- is that the main guy from the hit motion picture Superbad?


This girl was having an intense conversation with some guy who was in fact dead.



Yours truly + new friend Camelia. Young lady had the baddest MHI jacket on with a little yellow banana reminiscent of The Velvet Underground's debut LP cover on the left bosom. I stared for arts sake.


In the front drive, Jordan + flock of humans. 'Tis my boy who put up his home for sacrifice. He fervently admired this shot of the back of his head the next morning when I showed it to him. He has tremendous hair.


Women. In the kitchen. Where they belong (or so say the Saudi Arabians).


Sayuri + Lover. Bare dramas going on all over the house, in every room, particularly upstairs- believe me.


Kareem alias K Master Flash + Ola. Initial plan was to come dressed as a pipe-smoking bear, ended up as a budget version of the Kanye West bear.


7am, we're tryna get rid of this wasted chick who sneakily went to asleep on the front-room sofa and refused to go home. SO, I told Kareem to grab the electric guitar and play the 'Get The Fuck Out Please Song' accompanied by fuzzy twang noises in her ear. Homeboy looks like Brian May from Queen.


The first afternoon on the first day of 2008. The 'friends' think they're funny. Wankers.


FutureSexLoveSounds '08?


Disco Balls McVivian.


Disco Balls McPhearon.

To those who failed to attend due to some invalid scepticism- hope you enjoyed your wine & cheese gatherings.

To all those who were in the house gettin' buckwild- thanks for believing. I was just tryna to bring alot of good people together, think I succeeded.

Nothing but admiration and respect for The Fam Ones (K, Nafe, J, D, Ren, Aisha, Mal, Dom, Jason, Rods, Sam, Viv, Shnickens + additional supporters and investors close to man's heart, thy know).

Watch out for Version 2: The Big Summer BBQ Shoobz, and The Big NYE Shoobz '08, location T.B.C., could be a yard, a club or even a field.

Next time, bring your gats.