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Monday 25 August 2008

The Beijing 2008 Olympic Games . .

Has finished, so i thought we would take a look at some of the highlights.

China as a government don’t ramp they’ve showed England what it takes to run a truly amazing Olympics.
Bribe people to move out of there homes by offering them new better homes,
destroy the homes with a wrecking truck while those people ain’t about,
then build a few new state of the art sport arenas on top of the area where the houses were and then when the original home owners do come looking for there new homes put them in handcuffs and arrest them.
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That English female who was in the hurdle finals but still managed to come last even though some one else fell over in the race. I personally just don't get that, you might as well have lost to a one legged handicapped person.

Now i ain't the best athlete in the world, but i do know how to run and pass on a baton to another person, so how did both the women’s and men’s sprint relay teams drop there's ?
YOU BLOODY DONUTS that things so big its the size of a small midget yet, they still manage to drop it.
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Christine Ohuruogu winner of the 400 metres what a performance I was highly impressed even though **cough**3 missed drugs tests**cough** just has steroids written all over it.
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Hold tight all the Jamaicans around London who think there hot because Usain Bolt is quick, does some shit celebrations and got three gold medals.
(i have you know I can do that in my sleep)
I wait for the day pictures of your guy surface, of him smoking some weed behind a coconut tree with Elephant man.
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nah fuck it, look at picture again and again how can someone cross the finish line like that ? he HAS TO BE ON SOMETHING ! ! !

That 14 year old kid who does the diving, I never fell for the hype I always new he was SHIT.
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Motherfuckers that lose and then say
“o I couldn’t ask for much more I'm here, I made it to the final and that’s what I was aiming for”
You bloody knob, coming 24th in a race after training a duration of 4 years is not something to be proud of.
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Big up the sick hype around Shenaze Read, who fell in all of her bmx heats
including the final, "yea shes the world's best".
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The outing ceremony what in the world did England think they were doing with that red bus and them dancers ? and then that little malnourished looking girl popping out of the bus like she new what she was doing.
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Boris was over looking happy, ken must of been sitting at home pissed.
Am i the only one who see's a gay looking Teletubi waving a rainbow flag ?
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When your hair matches your clothes you don't deserve a gold, you just deserve a slap on the back of your head ! ! !
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Michael Phelps his fucking amazing and should be in x-men. Double jointed, 6ft infinity, size 52 feet, longer arm span than his actual body and a bent spine i say no more. Actually wait a minute you know if he was a British citizen he would be claiming for disability benefits.
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hold tight the Australians who rudely said the only Olympic medals England were winning was in competitions, where by the athlete’s were sitting down.

But all jokes a side i think this was the best Olympics i ever watched in my life and cant wait for 2012.
By then knife crime will probably have risen 70%, Gordon brown will most likely be sweeping southeast London streets, people will still be sucking bum at "hipster events", certain faces will still be in the same position they are today, blog hatters will have there own blogs, Amy Winehouse will be dead, England will still not have won a major football tournament and Gary Glitter and Michael Jackson will join forces on a tune to stop child molesting and abuse, in the process obtaining 7 number 1 singles.

o and happy b day to the original burger king crown owner, Gynelle.


Loving bntl like a fat kid loves cake.

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

best blog ive read in ages , Fun and intresting.

;0)

Anonymous said...

It was Usain Bolt who got three golds and broke three gold records. Not Asafa Powell.

@misterlego said...

haha ^ bless quick change

Kevin Lanre said...

Does anyone else think the London 2012 logo looks like Lisa Simpson giving some guy head?

I'm just saying though

Two-Pence said...

If you think that's bad, you should see how Wolf Ollins destroyed NYC taxi's..

http://www.banterist.com/images/nyc-taxi-logo.jpg

Anonymous said...

gwan lego.

Anonymous said...

I don't get it! (about the taxi logo)

Two-Pence said...

Basically.. Wolf Ollins charge stupid amounts to produce shit branding.. NYC Taxi & London 2012 are good examples..

Anonymous said...

that hype around shenade is a lot... i was watchin it live when she flopped 1st time round. i cudnt help but laugh tbh....

who won the bmx anyway??

Anonymous said...

fwapping shud be an olympic sport

Anonymous said...

some french woman who had never beaten that shanaze girl in her life won
straight boyment

and whose watching cool running at the moment

the jamaican accents in this are awful

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Anonymous said...

Jamaica stand UP
nigeria (mister lego) sit down...

. said...

It's been while BNTL n MisterLego! Wa'um?
USAINNN ALL THE WAYY!!!! :p Mister plastic bricks! :P

That young diver, Thomas, didn't do tooo well. I was expected some Michael Jackson level diving shit with him, but it just didn't happen :(

Kevin Lanre said...

LOL @ moon walking to the edge of the diving board, grabbing his crouch screaming in a falsetto voice then diving.

THAT would be unmissable TV.

Anonymous said...

misterlego
genius blogger
had me creasing lool

Anonymous said...

what a loser

Anonymous said...

lmao facking hell can everyone give jamaica a BREAK. We got cussed when we didn't get into the world cup, we compete in something and do very well and people STILL wanna hate!
I gotta admitt drugs was in my mind at first, buuut he took drug testing and he passed I think? I notice no mention of drugs for boring micheal phelps. Biaaasseed.

Cath. said...

haha i just had to read the very first sentence to know it was gonna be another legendary Legoman story!

Anonymous said...

ahahaha
quality

the little dance with the red bus london did was kinda shit espiecialy after seeing the chinese closing performance

Anonymous said...

Holdtight yourself Mr Lego, perfectly put, bam bam;)

Anonymous said...

funny guy! keep it up legoman.

Anonymous said...

yess! dont believe the hype on the jamaica man hes a gimmick
still though portugal roll deep with their one gold!

Gynelle said...

OH Lego what a great round up of a great Olympics!!

I'm so gonna miss our Olympics chat of the day!

thanku for the bday shout my lovely.x

Gynelle said...

oh and "When your hair matches your clothes you don't deserve a gold, you just deserve a slap on the back of your head ! ! ! "= way too funny!

Anonymous said...

you are hilarious...take up writing comedies!

Star'Jai said...

Lego u hater...Jamaica did well!

Where was Naija?!

Anonymous said...

Big respect to ACC for winning the womans bmx. I'm off now to train for Long Jumping for 2012

Candy Man said...

BIG BIG Blog!
I was half expecting to see Ollies name at the bottom.
Best one ive read all year

Candy Man said...

Oh yeah brey i done told you bruv you aint getting nowhere!
you may qualify for your motherland but another dissapointment like that dude who took 5 mins to swin two lengths.

Anonymous said...

Hilarous as usual
ashamed to say that I didnt follow the Olympics but thanks for the best & worse moments...am actually dreading 2012 to be honest ..fav line about makin it to the final only to come 24th lol...that guy feel off his bike ..pissed..Bolt crossin the finishin line like that WOW! & all of the obvo...classic Lego....

@misterlego said...

hold tight everybody that left a comment . . . you lot are
ALOT ! ! !